We joke about being “chronically online,” but for me it was kind of true. I always date my debut online to March 2004. My younger brother was allowed to create an MSN/Hotmail account so he could chat with all his friends through MSN Messenger. Envious, I demanded equality—and then pushed the boundaries further by asking if I could make a website. Having duly received permission from my parents, I learned HTML in seven days thanks…