Look, I know the writing is clunky and the kids read more like twelve-year-olds than the fifteen-year-olds they’re supposed to be. I know the story jerks about in stops and starts. I know Nicholas Flamel is a terrible role model and these kids should not be emulating him.
But. But.
I still really enjoyed The Alchemyst. And this is one of those times I’m glad I tend to wait a day or two before…